Characters
Maiko Waters: Our hero. Born in a small commune in southern Arizona called Happy Valley. He left home to see the world and broaden his horizons. Whatever he lacks in intelligence, he makes up for in optimism.
Nolan Ford: Maiko’s landlord. A priest who founded The First Memetic Church. His hobbies include SCIENCE, eating sweets, and morally questionable fund acquisition practices.
Ray Amadan: Maiko’s best friend. A lifelong acquiantance of Nolan that ended up being fused with a cat in a science fair project gone terribly wrong. He is completely devoted to his beloved “Captain,” Nolan.
Leah “Lilith” Eden: Maiko’s girlfriend. Everybody’s favorite goth dancer. Probably has some secrets, but who doesn’t?
Jaina Foxx: Nolan’s girlfriend. Influencer with a plan for world domination. Invest in Foxx-U Token today and subscribe to the Foxx-Off Podcast.
Chauncey: Maiko’s roommate. A rabid raccoon possessed by a demon. Trust me, it’s probably fine.
