Dude, What?: Predator Predators
Some films work great when you make baby/child versions of existing IPs. Baby Yoda. Muppet Babies. Baby Pokemon. Tiny Toons.
But some IPs just shouldn’t have child/baby versions. Like Aliens. Or Friday the 13th. Or Saving Private Ryan. Or, as seen here, Predator.
Granted, I think it would be a pretty big hit. An action comedy about a little Predator, killing people and hanging their flayed remains from the trees. But he’s a little kid so he messes up on the flaying the first few times, but gets it right near the end. Big triumphant moment. His PreDADtor would be proud.
However, I openly admit that I do not own the Predator franchise. All I ask is for the producers/director to credit me as the originator of the Child Predator.
On second thought, leave me out of the credits entirely. It’s yours, Hollywood.