A Lesson in Calcium Deficiency
Silly, silly child. There are plenty of other sources of calcium to build strong bones.
Like broccoli, or kale.
Or just accept that a lifetime of horrible health problems are worth not having to degrade the quality of your happiness by consuming kale.
And I just know somebody is going to read this and say, “Ooh, I actually love kale. I know a great brownie recipe that swaps out the chocolate for kale, and you can’t even tell the difference.”
Such people are either liars or completely lacking in taste.
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