Freedom sounds great in theory. To wander the fields, naked and unafraid, sipping from streams and eating nature's bounty. Basking in the warm light of day, wild and free.
Until you get dysentery, infections, and attacked by a cougar. At least the cougars of civilization are occasionally hot. Although due to my age, I think I am free of most cougars' claws. They're usually aiming for younger prey.
What the Hell am I talking about?
Cougar Town was a great show.
And nature sucks because it has deadly, un-sexy cougars.
