Good evening, or morning, or whenever it is wherever you are.

In my mind I have a poorly defined yet incredibly ambitious plan for what I intend to do with this website. Rather than a giant roadmap of projects and ideas that will come across like drunken, incoherent ramblings, I’ll start simple and proceed into incomprehensibility as the site matures.

Comics will be posted Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday at 1700* EDT. (Or 2200 UTC/Zulu)

A lot of global travel has left me very cognizant of the absurdities of time. I received a lot of calls at 0200 in the morning from family and friends who seemed to forget that if the sun is up on one side of the Earth, it’s probably down on the other. Concurrent illumination would only be possible if there were multiple suns circling the Earth, and any intelligent person knows that there is in fact only one sun circling the Earth.

Don’t fact check me.

*No, I won’t use AM/PM. I prefer only having to live through one 5:00 each day.